You very rarely see a human being without a water bottle. It’s as if all these people are planning their day ahead and sometime in the afternoon they will be crossing the great Kalahari Desert. Bon Voyage, good luck, glad you have one bottle of water. The other possibility is that they are all civic minded people who, in their hearts and fantasy minds, want to be firefighters and if some poor soul should spontaneously combust in front of them they have a water bottle handy to dump on and put that person out.
In a recent survey people denied that they carry around a bottle full of water because they get thirsty. The 4th most popular answer was, “It looks cool.” Someone said you “must” drink 8 glasses of water each day, this has been debunked over and over again, look it up on the internet. Don’t drink 8 glasses of “Enhanced Water” a day either. No, I’m not referring to the water that has flavoring or vitamins or an extra molecule in it. (Where did that extra molecule come from? We’re researching that and hope to tell you in our next article.)
By the way, “REAL” water is one hydrogen atom and two oxygen atoms, H2O. A friend recently informed me that he would not drink water that had been filtered through reverse osmosis because, “It takes out all the minerals and nutrients.” It broke his heart when I told him that pure water is just one hydrogen and two oxygen atoms, no minerals, no nutrients and no homeless protons.
You’re wondering about the “Enhanced Water.” The components of this are malt, hops, and yeast added to the water. Then it is gently boiled on your stove at home. It is hand-crafted, home brewed special water and some call it by another name.
Why do we make “Enhanced Water” at home?
Never run out of it.
You make the water you like to drink.
Save money by not buying water.
It’s a great hobby, that you can drink. Who do you know that makes their own water?
Hand crafted-home brewed is better than store bought water.
You will be instantly popular. Many friends will want your water.
You made it, now you can drink it.
Some of you may be thinking, “Hey wait a minute, water falls out of the sky why are we making this water in our own kitchens?” Read numbers 1 through 7 again and understand that there is a spiritual component to this. That great American Benjamin Franklin said, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” We’ve got America, God, Beer, and being happy that’s the perfect isosceles triangle of good health. Who needs a silly pyramid?
Now, if you didn’t read the previous part of this article or if you didn’t believe any of this article here are the Scientific Facts: “A study done in 1982-1996 found that moderate alcohol consumption was associated with decreased risk of heart failure among the elderly.” Healthy hearts for old people, good news. How elderly you ask? Over 21 is best.
This next one is like REAL Scientific Talk, so first here is the translation. Your body and brain need folate, you get folate from leafy green vegetables, if you’re not eating enough spinach, or green stuff, substitute “Enhanced Water.” The preceding is not a medical or dietary prescription, just really good advice.
This will make your eyes glaze over and your head ache, have a bottle of Enhanced Water ready when you read this: “Dr. O. Mayer Jr. and colleagues from the Center of Preventative Medicine at Charles University in Pilsen wrote in their report: “Moderate beer consumption may help to maintain the total homocysteine levels in the normal range due to high folate content. Folate from beer may…contribute to the protective effect of alcohol consumption on cardiovascular disease in population(s) with generally low folate intake from other nutrients.” (Study published in the July issue of the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition.)
Ouchies, head hurts.
And finally, (don’t you love Italians? You will when you read this) “A study conducted by Dr. Guiseppe Zuccala of the Catholic University of the Sacred Heart in Rome found that moderate alcohol use may protect the brain from mental decline associated with aging.” (Zuccala, G. , et al. Dose-related impact of alcohol consumption on cognitive function in advanced age: Results of a multicenter study. Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, 2001, 25, 1743-1748.)
Whoa, something to protect your brain from mental decline, and while you’re getting old, now that is news that must go viral. Spread the word, text your friends, email your Mom and Dad and friends.
Here is a wonderful poem, it doesn’t rhyme, Travel light in life. Take only what you need: a loving family, good friends, simple pleasures, someone to love, and someone to love you; something to eat, enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink for thirst is a dangerous thing. -Unknown.
This is a previous SeaWorld Shamu show called “Believe” I filmed at SeaWorld San Diego, California on March 3, 2009.
This video is dedicated to Dawn Brancheau an experienced female trainer who, on February 24, 2010, drowned at SeaWorld Orlando by the orca “Tilikum”. Following this event, trainers no longer go into the water with the orcas at SeaWorld parks shows. Tilikum was the subject of the controversial film Blackfish. #Blackfish.
Check out my other videos:
▶ SeaWorld’s Old “Dolphin Discovery” Show – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8AvEstX_3E&list=SPBCA1C410781EAE6A
▶ “One Ocean” Shamu Show at SeaWorld —
▶ Blue Horizons Dolphin Show at SeaWorld —