Bans Everyday: Is it ‘Make in India’?

And who decides what needs to be banned? The public? No!
Anybody who has the best interests of the public in mind- netas, religious fundamentalists and any random group of people willing to be violent and destructive.

Here is a list of 10 bans that we’ve seen in India recently:

1. BBC Documentary ban
There ought to be a ban on raping. But why ban the revealing of a rapist’s mindset to the people. Now we know how a rapist thinks. What would they ban next? Crime shows?

2. Beef Ban in Maharashtra

Nobody dares consume the holy cow anymore. Let them die in crowded sheds. Let them die of starvation when they cannot produce milk at all. But the holy cow shall not be slaughtered.

3. AIB Roast
Celebrities entertain. These people decided to avoid the Censor Board by going live. They spoke funnily about themselves, and the government has a problem? You don’t even have the freedom to demean yourself- that is what India is coming to these days.

4. The movie ’50 shades of grey’
We gave the world ‘Kama Sutra’. We are over 1.25 Billion Indians. And we can’t talk about sex.
Watching porn online is cool but our morals must not be depraved. So we don’t watch a movie talking of sex.

5. Homosexuality
Our mythologies maybe rife with homosexuality amongst gods(oops, but true) but dare we express the sexuality of men and women! It has been legally decided what is the ‘natural’ form of sex. Would you dare prison for an ‘unnatural’ orgasm?

6. Artworks that show the mortal side of gods- Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie to the Hindus by Wendy Doniger
Gods of all religions are sacred. Period. Don’t you dare profane their holiness. Or your artwork will be banned and the gallery or bookstore ransacked.

7. The word ‘lesbian’
Just to ensure that Indians do not accidentally come upon homosexual terms, the CBFC has officially banned the word ‘Lesbian’ from a film. Just do it, don’t talk about it, at least not in films.

8. Bikini ban in Goa
India will be the first country where official beachwear will be a Salwar-Kameez , or a maxi gown, or a Sari. The idea is to ensure that only domestic tourists flock our beaches. All the foreign tourists must go back to wherever else in the world they find good beaches.

9. Smoking in public
You cannot commit suicide in public. Which is good in a way- of all the weird bans being implemented, this is the only one that stands to reason. Smoke your lungs out, why force others unwilling to inhale second-hand smoke? The idea of this ban is quite sensible.

10. Lingerie on mannequins in Maharashtra
A semi-naked woman inside a mall might be scandalous. But who ogles a mannequin? Those who could be influenced by mannequins wearing lingerie seriously need professional help. And what to say of the protectors who brought such bans to life!
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