Stop! I know what you’re getting ready to do honey, go on yet another diet. You’re not alone Most of us Fluffy Folks have made going on a diet kin to a career choice. It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee. (Put that donut down!) It’s time to face the truth about dieting. How can I break it to you gently? DIETS DON’T WORK! And, here’s the kicker, diets can make you GAIN more weight in the long run. I get more fluffier (fatter) after each diet. The Marshmellow Man ain’t got nothing on Big Mama!
Just let me say this. Here’s how I see it. This diet thing is all a conspiracy. Yes, I said it! First of all, it’s not all our fault we’re the fattest nation in the world. Really. Everyday, we are bombarded, brainwashed, and programmed with the advertisement (adverticements) of the fast food industry that entice us with their delicious, fat and calorie-laden food. Shut Up! I could go for a juicy cheeseburger with some tasty fries about now. Oh, well. I’m trying.
“Come on now, you know you want me,” the Temptress of Hunger whispers to you at every turn. Especially,when you’re trying to diet. And yes, food is addicting, just like crack. But, that’s another story. Hunger is a temptress. Most of us give in to her, and quickly fill up on the foods we crave. You know that’s right. Another attempt at dieting is filed away under, Tried Again, Maybe Next Time. Hey, it ain’t easy to stick to some old, or new, restrictive eating regimen that punishes us with having to eat things we don’t want, or even like. But, we try. We keep looking for the easiest way to lose weight.
In the mean time, we try this diet, or that one. Maybe, the latest fad diet will finally work, we think. So again, we go on it with the best of good intentions. We lose a little. Gain it back. Lose a little. Gain it back along with a few extra. YoYo Dieting is what they call it. Most serial dieters do this. Just look at Oprah, our favorite Talk Show Queen. With all her fame and fortune, like the rest of us, she can’t seem to get it right. She does what we all do-YoYo. It’s time to let it go. Come on. I am.
I want to be a better version of my already gorgeous self. Yes, for a big girl, as they say. Big Mama is still all that, and a bag of chips. . So, how to lose without dieting? You’ve tried everything else, so why not try the easiest way to lose weight. Yes, Virginia, there is a way to lose all the weight you want, and still be able to eat your favorite foods in a way that will cause you to lose the pounds.
In other words, you can have your cake, and eat it too! Now, honey, what more can you ask? Big Mama likes to get her food on, and because you are reading this, you probably do too. Baby, I’ve found it! Let me tell you. This is the very LAST diet you will ever need! It really is the easiest way to lose weight. Because, you can eat what you like and still lose those unwanted pounds Now, if this plan can’t help you lose weight, “Grits ain’t groceries, eggs ain’t poultry, and Mona Lisa was a man.
As the the old saying goes. Go on now. Claim the New You. And if anyone out there knows Oprah, give her a heads up. Tell her Big Mama told you to.